Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
No Country For These Men
The Galaxy of events that surround our countries “7 sisters” along with regions of Chhattisgarh, Jharkhand & Orissa are inceptions towards a civil war wherein the gladiatorial Adivasis take on the constitutional “abiding” Government. Here we have the poorest, most malnourished “people” waging a war against what in our history book was referred as the “people’s rule”. The year has witnessed Naxalism as being the burning topic within the corridors of our Home Minister’s chamber. The sketch up till now puts “our” Government on one side, the Maoists on the other & “our” civil society activists in the middle. With Arundhati Roy advocating for the Maoists on International podiums & Mr.Chidambaram urging the extremists to abjure violence, a healthy bargain seems to be a tough proposition.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
My Guardian Angel
It was my maternal uncle’s phone call who broke the news to my father that my grandmother was dead. The demise of my granny came as a shock for every member of my family, grief stricken faces of everyone around made me recall all the time I had spent with my “Nanni ji”. The ecstasy in her eyes when she opened the doors of her House in Delhi evanesce every iota of fatigue of our journey. My Mother had lost her “guardian angel” & seeing her dissolving in tears made it hard to console her. The series of phone calls & the weeping acoustics that followed made me feel nostalgic. Times of me & granny having hours of conversations flashed in my memory. Till date, I treasure the collections of old & post independence coins which she gifted me.”Nanni ji” used to take joy in showing me black & white photographs of Grandpa & satisfied my inquisitiveness by answering every single question I asked her about the former days. Asking about my mom’s childhood days was the fun part, which gave me enough opportunities to blackmail my mother later at home. My Birthday was never complete till a “Janamdin Mubarak” call came from my Grandma. Spending here life at Delhi she was a witness to the series of changes which took place in the city, the nearby super-market shop owners greeted her & people in the locality seeked her advice & respected the generosity of this old but young at heart lady. She never liked asking for help but was always ready to lend a helping hand to others. An embodiment of a devoted wife, an adorable mother & an affectionate grandmother.
True,the next time I visit my “nanni ji’s” house in Delhi the “ecstasy” which welcomed me would be absent.Agreed that Death might be a reality of Life still Love overpowers it & today as I sit down writing this post I sense the presence of my “guardian angel” waiting for yet another conversation to begin…....
Saturday, March 20, 2010
The Chimerian Lady Awards 2010-Part 1
The last season witnessed some of the most varied works in the art of film-making.With distinguished film geniuses such as James Cameroon giving the world a stupendous blend of technical asset’s & an appaling direction through his 3-d movie,”AVATAR”.This was followed by Cameroon’s ex-wife directorial venture , “HURT LOCKER” where she gives the life of a regular bomb-squad to the silver screen .An enterprise for which the movie grabbed 6 Oscars this year.Tarantino’s endeavour to replicate the times of Hitler’s regime & the Jews vengeance in his movie,“THE INGLORIOUS BASTERDS” was a grand success.Jeff Bridges & Morgan Freeman gave their career best performances in “CRAZY HEART” & “INVICTUS” respectively, for which Bridges got this year’s Best Actor at the Oscars.Some spectacular adapted screenplay were written in Sandra Bullock starrer “BLIND SIDE” & “PRECIOUS”.Merly Streeps again proved her mettle by showcasing her brilliant acting in “JULIE & JULIA”.Regarded as amongst the most versatile actors across the globe Robert Downey Jr. pulled a great feat by playing the protagonist in “SHERLOCK HOLMES”……
For such gifted chimerians, “Chimera” comes up with the CHIMERIAN LADY AWARDS which acknowledges achivements in the field of film-making.The arena of movie-making being vast , a proper reviewing analysis was done & user ratings for different ratings was compared along with the box-office turnovers.The awards are authentic & serious effort’s have gone into selecting the best amongst the best……..Her are our gifted chimerian lady bearers:
a)THE CHIMERIAN LADY FOR BEST PICTURE>>>
“THE HURT LOCKER”
b) THE CHIMERIAN LADY FOR BEST DIRECTION>>>
JAMES CAMEROON FOR “AVATAR”
c) THE CHIMERIAN LADY FOR BEST ACTOR>>>
JEFF BRIDGES FOR “CRAZY HEART”
d) THE CHIMERIAN LADY FOR BEST ACTRESS >>>
MERYL STREEP for “JULIE & JULIA”
e)THE CHIMERIAN LADY FOR BEST SCREENPLAY>>
QUENTIN TARANTINO FOR “THE INGLORIOUS BASTERDS”
(for more information on movies>>>http://www.imdb.com/)
The Chimerian Lady Awards 2010-Part 2
Gustaakhi Maaf
Apart from the Chimerian Lady awards for excellence in the art of film-making, “Chimera” also comes up with an allround different set of awards for artists who contributed to Cinema in their own way.The categories to these awards cater to the unnoticed & conceled efforts that went into the making of many production in the last season.Thus,”Chimera” proudly announces the “Gustaakhi Maaf” awards:
1) “Shut Up….Its Original” award:=> This Honour goes to Vidhu Vinod Chopra for shutting the mouth of every person who thinks that “3 IDIOTS” was adapted from Chetan Bhagat’s “5 point Some1”.The echoing of his voice at the film’s post release press conference proved to everyone that if you have not read the book then the movie is surely an original 1…Vidhu Is Aal Welll!!!!!
2) “Wear your Seatbelt” award:=>The movie was undoubtedly gazab,but it seems that Santoshi’s fast written dialogues to Ranbir fast dance mooves & rapid changing scenes all made,”AJAB PREM KI GAZAB KAHANI”,a ride to watch for…..
3) “Bijli ka Bill Nahi Bhara …”award:=>Dark,Dark,Dark,more Dark & the movie ends….yes its KAMINEY’s Director Vishal Bhardwaj who forgot to pay the electricity bills & thus ended up shooting the movie in darkness.His frustration for the electricity board is visible from the film’s title…..
4) “Baap ka bhi Baap….”award:=>The proud recipient of this honour is the Junior B for playing the character of the father of his offscreen father in T.Balki’s “Paa”……Waat en Idea Sir ji!!!
5) “ Best Chemistry of the year” award:=>The award is given to Abhishek Chaubey ,director of “ISHQIA”, for formulating a totally new chemical compound->ch**ium sulphate<- ,derivable product from sodium sulphate which has found extensive application in the field of describing exotica & other day to day proceeding of a college student…
6) “Did you only made it” award:=>This award incorporates the year’s most unthinkable undertaking by an oscar nominated movie’s director,the “Did you only made it” award 2010 goes to Ashutosh Gowariker for “What ur rashee”....12 “types” of Priyanka Chopra,accepted,3:30 hrs of a movie,accepted,....but Harman Baweja is where the slag lies..Ashu, did you actually made the movie because unlike all other DVDs of your movies, “Whats Ur Rashee” has no “Making of the Movie” section.......
7) “Khatrein mein Khiladi” award:=>The real action hero of Bollywood might not have got any award nomination this year but the “Khatrein mein Khiladi” award 2010 goes to Akshay Kumar for his continous failure at the Box office this year.Blue, 8x10 tasveer & de dana dan all fall flat....
8) “Best Distributor/Promotors” award:=>The Thackeray regime are year’s best promotors of movies this year, by promoting “My Name Is Khan”,”Wake Up Sid” through their official mouthpiece,”Saamna”,through rallies & TV interviews......For such effective promotion contact the thackeray's or try using words such as “Bombay”,”Khan”,”Terrorism” etc. anywhere & in any form in your movie & enjoy the T-Company’s distribuitional assests.....
These were this year’s Gustaakhi Maaf award....do send your suggestions for more categories & updates.
Monday, January 25, 2010
"2010 - 1950 = 60"
Res publica(Latin) or Republic is a form of governance where the head of state is not a “Monarch” & the people have an impact on the goverment.26th January 1929,Lahore Session presided by Congressman, Jawaharlal Nehru, announced the day to be observed as the “Poorna Swaraj Divas” & that very reason instigated the founding father’s of Republic India to adopt India’s Constitution on 26th Jan 1950, 2 months later when it was passed on 26th Nov 1949.
The Indian Republic is ready to celebrate its 61st Republic Day with jubiliance, zeal, scintillating shows & fascinating tableaux. This hallowed occasion was a harbinger of gratification for Jasuben , Hemant Mahajan, Francis, Mehrat Ali & other freedom fighter’s. Still Republic Day, does brings peace to Tanuja,a college going student, as she get’s a bonus holiday in the name of a “national holiday”. True, such national “festivals” are reduced only as holidays for not just Tanuja, but for more than a majority of the population. 60 years into the life of being a Socialist, Secular & a Democratic country, seems to have diluted the “Indian within every Indian”. It appears that the act of breast-beating on every issue without taking pragmatic steps to solve the problem, has made us traitors to our motherland. The sight of a “Babu” counting soiled 100 rupees notes with his office walls studded with photos of Gandhi,Lal Bahadur Shastri & Pandit Nehru. Living democracy through official stamps, photo frames or statues is splintering Republic India. The disparity between different religious groups still shows adherence to the “Divide & Rule” theory the Britishers devised to rule India .Fundametal religious ideologies & social dogmas are maneuvered for personal benefits by unscrupulous political groups. Ayodha’s “ Ram Janambhoomi” & the 2002 Godhra anti-communal riots were platforms where man’s insatiable greed & communal hatred was mobilized by a group of desperado’s to deter India’s peace & tranquility. The “Mai-Baap” form of governance is another added module of Democracy, where political groups turn into contemporary “Mafia’s” siphoning money from the common public treasures into their private Swiss accounts & later lament on India’s poor state of affairs. With 15 percent of the 150 tainted member’s of the Lok Sabha accused of committing murder, are we really exercising the power to vote? .The ballot paper is the only solution to purge democracy tunnels & initiate the “people’s rule”. Conferring atrocities upon immigrants of another state by the natives of that state & calling them “unwanted lots” is the “Unity in Diversity” we boast of !!! Incidents that happened in Mumbai against Biharis was a condemnable act & was no less than a nightmare. Do we require a “maseeha” to stop us from yet another partition? .The memories of ’47 Partition still vests in the minds of the 2 main communities of our country. The early we realize that being strong from within can only bring social reforms in the country, the better it is for our country.
Becoming a contemporary Gandhi might prove a tough row to hoe for many, but sabotaging every single Gandhian ideology will dilapidate the pillars of the India’s success. The remedy to scrutinize the Law enforcement agencies is by proper awareness of the Law’s itself..Right to Information Act 2005 mandates timely response to citizen requests for government information. It is a vital tool in the hands of every Indian & can combat corruption on a large scale. Either we accommodate Corruption as another pillar of democracy or nip it in the bud .The cosmopolitan lanes has to alter its sense of righteousness so that that contemporary patriotism can get embarked. It’s your time to be the David against the diverse Goliath’s plundering our nation progress. Inculcating national outlook over regional outlook amongst the younger generation can flourish traffic through many deserted areas. Let us show the world what India was really envisaged by those who made it Republic .
“Koi bhi desh perfect nahi hota, use perfect banana padta hai.
Police mein bharti honge, military join karenge. IAS ban kar is desh ki sarkar chalaenge.
Ye desh badlega, hum badlenge isse.” ………Remember who said it!!!!!!!!
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Be a true “chimerian”…..
Fantasy, Imagery or a figment of Imagination not only convey the literal meaning of the word chimera but personify the basic connotations attached with “CHIMERA”. Imagining the inconsequential aspects around your environment to surpass human limits,aided us to reach the peak’s of eminence & accomplishments. Pursuing the “chimera” to ascend upwards & touch the pinnacles of achievements which sanctioned us to come out of our comfort zone to manifest our rational outlook.
True, procrastination or daydreaming are condemnable acts as they handicap your ability of productive imagination and jeopardize a being’s innovational faculties. Beware of delusive or misleading hope as they can give way to profligate paths which offer dead ends to societal refinement. If our “chimera” was curtailed then events such as the INDUSTRIAL, RUSSIAN, and FRENCH REVOLUTION would never have been witnessed. All such pivotal events were a result of the “chimera” of men, societies & countries. From the first measurement of time to the advent of nanotechnology, From inventing the door-bell to creating the cloned cell we have been successful in the quest which started with our very own “chimera”.
Creating an alliance between our “chimera” and productive hard work holds the key to get crowned with success. So live a life in which the quest to reach your “chimera” is primary, in which your eyes should speak volumes of your “chimera” you possess.
Be a true “chimerian”…..